I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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