every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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