Its about making memories worth repressing
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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