Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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