You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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