and next time when you feel me up, do it right
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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