the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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