god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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