I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Operation Purity has been aborted
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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She bit a glass in half.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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