She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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