I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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