oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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