its not stalking. its research.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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