We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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