i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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