She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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