It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This girl is more easily done than said...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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