he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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