Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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