he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
