I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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