judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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