thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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