is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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