you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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