those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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