I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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