Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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