All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
one might say we're banned from that church
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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