I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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