I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
