I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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