Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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