He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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