? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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