All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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