even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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