I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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