yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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