how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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