Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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