But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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