Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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