You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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