if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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