Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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