so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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