is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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