Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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