rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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