What a fucking waste of an outfit
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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