I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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