i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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