you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
