Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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