I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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