idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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